🍖Lil Treasures #137: Kendrick Lamar and Psychoactive Ham

We're talking dELIA*s and cheese-infused martinis

Hey guys!

The Moon crew is partying it up family reunion-styles in the great state of Oklahoma this weekend. That being said, this treasure trove will be a little short n’ sweet today. Today is your last opportunity to take the survey and have a chance to be entered to win a gift card, so make sure to shoot your shot if you haven’t yet!

Before we move on to the treasures, just a reminder that you’re doing great and no one is mad at you. If you are feeling like this, do yourself a favor and watch this calming and reassuring lullaby from one of my internet favorites.

Let’s do the treasures!

🥹I love live music so much that sometimes it makes me emotional. It makes this security guard at a Kendrick Lamar show emotional as well.

🫶One of my friends from my hometown, also named Erin, just got diagnosed with a brain tumor. She’s a lovely person and a mother of 4, and she and her family need a lot of support during this scary and overwhelming time! If you’d like to help Erin, a GoFundMe has been set up to help offset some of the medical costs.

🍸I feel it is my duty to inform you about a new cheese-infused martini from Velveeta that is garnished with pasta shells. Yes folks, it seems we have a mac n’ cheese martini, a “Veltini”. Technology is amazing.

📱The internet is changing so rapidly. I’ve been royally ticked about Instagram’s new format and I know it completely ages me to say so, but WHY IS IT SO LOUD when I open the app? Anyways, apparently our lovely Gen Z’ers are growing weary of the scrolling and changes as well, as shown in this article about how they are shaping the internet. Also this Tweet below is too real.

Owl! at the Library 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze

kids today are like “so what did y’all do before the internet? did you just not know anything?” and the answer is yes. you would ask your aunt Marge a question, she’d give you the wrong answer and you’d carry that misinformation for twenty years.

🥙This video is my entire personality at every food establishment.

This week’s Twitter roundup:

Brooke Preston @bigu

Can you imagine the dirty, absolutely filthy amount of money dELiA*s could be raking in this summer

graston verrpit @snorukous

the movie #TheShining couldn't be made today because the 'heres johnny' reference is so old. what's he supposed to say? 'welcome to the seth myers show'? doesnt work

I am all in for intermittent feasting

trash jones @jzux

i do a little something called intermittent feasting. it’s where i eat a huge breakfast and then a massive lunch and then a big ass dinner. then i go to sleep

Owl! at the Library 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze

I don’t want a Lord of the Rings prequel, I want Knives Out in Middle-Earth. It’s Mr Bilbo Baggins’ one hundred and eleventh birthday—and there has been a murder.

rax ‘leads with her crotch’ king @RaxKingIsDead

why are edibles always like cookies and candy and such. what if i want psychoactive ham

LN @abernothing

I’m gonna say it bc no one else is brave enough to. five should count as an even number

trash jones @jzux

i have built enough character. it is time for my life to get easy

Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM

These aren’t great days for expecting people to put their best foot forward. Chronic instability on multiple fronts, seems to me any foot forward is a feat. A broken foot forward is a marvel. It’s all a lot of people can do right now just to stand up. Compassion can save lives.

Truer words have never been spoken:

lindsay. @lindsays_aloser

please don’t ever speak to me about math. i've moved on

cate @catekitchen

People who forget to eat are amazing to me. I miss one meal and I’m burning bridges with immediate family members. I miss two that’s organ failure, total body and mind shutdown by the end of one calendar day

Have the most lovely weekend, friends! See you in the comments!

Anyone remember when fake tiny hands were popular? Those were the days…