Beloveds,
Just a quick check in to say hey 👋 and see how my fave Lil Swipes are doing! Please drop all the nitty gritty details of your holiday adventures in the comments! I am keeping this newsletter short due to some holiday time off but didn’t want to miss out on a chance to bring you the last treasures and tweets of the year. May your end-of-the year celebrations be joyful and boozy and all happen before 9pm. Cheers to 2023!
Those good good treasures:
🧖♀️Listen, I love a good marital prank like this one.
🐾If the show Blue’s Clues has ever meant anything to you, I think you’ll love this heartwarming article in Vanity Fair interviewing the three hosts who have been a part of the show since it started. And may we never forget when Steve made us all cry on the 25th anniversary of the show (after we all survived 2020 🥹).
🏖️Don’t come at me Mom’s of 30A, but this thread about the beach being the worst place to vacation is pure gold.
🥂Tomorrow is the last day of 2023. If you’re looking for a place to party and still want to indulge in some holiday gifting, come hang out with us in The Swipe Up+! Consider this a New Year’s gift to you.
🦛This zoo really got a hippopotamus for Christmas! Also I never knew tiny hippos were so cute.
Last Tweets of 2022!
That’s it for this week! Can’t wait to hear all about your holiday treasures and turds in the comments. Happy New Year, friends!
I’m embarrassed at how long it took me to understand that last tweet 🫠
I know I'm v-late to the party, but I am feeling deeply Erin's love for the return of routine. Like, it wasn't quite back to normal since the dude ended up snowed out of his job, but the reality that holiday questions of 'what are you doing to celebrate' aren't going to be asked of me anymore is magical.