"I'm not trying to impress an overly evangelical child with a stick up her butt." It hurts because it's true! But also, it's funny because it's true! Thank the Lord for growth and change!
Oh my gosh, that makeup post!! I loooved the Maybelline eye shadow sticks and body splash so much. I told my husband recently about how I got weird dry skin patches on my wrists in high school and realized that they were from all the alcohol in those body splash formulas. 🙃
Tbh, if Noxema wasn’t terrible, I would still use it. THAT SMELL! Gah.
The medication to get rid of the voices outside my head? Wow that one hit. Personally I enjoy a glass of Pinot Noir, and maybe pour a second. But only when I'm not driving 😊😄🤗
I'm probably more of a Lunchables turkey shade myself 😅
"I'm not trying to impress an overly evangelical child with a stick up her butt." It hurts because it's true! But also, it's funny because it's true! Thank the Lord for growth and change!
Oh my gosh, that makeup post!! I loooved the Maybelline eye shadow sticks and body splash so much. I told my husband recently about how I got weird dry skin patches on my wrists in high school and realized that they were from all the alcohol in those body splash formulas. 🙃
Tbh, if Noxema wasn’t terrible, I would still use it. THAT SMELL! Gah.
I really need these laughs today!
The medication to get rid of the voices outside my head? Wow that one hit. Personally I enjoy a glass of Pinot Noir, and maybe pour a second. But only when I'm not driving 😊😄🤗
Waaaah! The shout out for my recipes and meal planning 🤩 thank you, Erin! Crunchwraps for life! 🌮🌮
I think I’ll go frolick a little today. Just saying the word frolick brings a little joy. Happy weekend!
‘I am the color of lunchables ham’. This sent me. I am forever changed