As The Nation’s Slowest Processor™️, it’s my right and duty to provide you with the pokiest, drowsiest, most laggardly takes available on the internet, and today will not disappoint. I could also say it’s in opposition to the absolute machine-gun-level onslaught we’re subjected to on a daily basis, and maybe it is, but I’ve also always been a dillydally…
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